This is the final motherfucking website.

And it’s really more fucking perfect than the last guy’s.

Seriously, some minimal fucking things are needed to make this shit perfect.

Ten fucking declarations, a @media block, and one attribute.

That’s how much CSS and HTML it took to turn that grotesque pile of shit into this finally perfect masterpiece. It’s so fucking simple and it still has all the glory of the original perfect-ass website:

• Shit’s finally lightweight and loads fast;
• Finally fits on all your shitty screens;
• Finally looks the same in all your shitty browsers;
• Won’t bleach your fucking eyeballs at night if your browser thinks you like dark things;
• The motherfucker’s still accessible to every asshole that visits your site;
• Shit’s still legible and gets your fucking point across.

And guess what, motherfucker:

You never knew it, but it’s easy to improve reliability on your site. Here’s how.

A little more accessibility